Nice. I just started replaying after I got mods working in linux (side note, why the fuck are there now three or four editions, and each one has its own finickiness on linux?!?! Gorrammit), and I do wonder what the vampires are thinking as I chomp through 40 different ingredients to see if any of the side effects helps me out.
hawk feathers cure disease
Imagine a mouse walking up to you, he takes out a tiny, mouse appropriate sized cheese wheel, and eats it. You think “huh, that’s bizarre” it’s easily the most interesting thing to happen to you this week if not month. And as you’re trying to imagine how a mouse gets that size of a cheese wheel (is a human making them for him?) the mouse proceeds to eat your body weight in cheese wheels in a split second and screams the n-word at you so hard you fall over.
I need you to know that I laughed so hard because of your comment that I dropped food bits, causing our everpresent begging cat and two dogs to rush for it, leading to a derpy scuffle. I laughed even more because our cat weighs less than 1/30th of either of the dog’s weights but was aggressively knocking their faces out of the way while she’s slamming down the pulled pork I dropped, leading me right back to this commentary.
He then murders you and harvests your soul
I would’ve gone with Fus Rule Dah as the title.
Find a skyrim meme and post it now, I demand it
The dragonborn isn’t the only one able to bend time and space ;3
Saying something offensive is a very mild way of making them understand mortality as a concept, effectively an eldritch horror levels of incomprehension to them
