• @disguy_ovahea
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      181 day ago

      And the bike is a space machine, but not a time machine. What we need is a spacetime machine.

      • @[email protected]
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        101 day ago

        If used correctly, the bike can move you forward in time. It takes approximately 60 minutes to move an hour into the future. But you can’t return so think twice before you go into a horrible age.

      • Lemminary
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        11 day ago

        Ackshzually ☝🤓 It will displace the air molecules around you causing a subtle but uncontrollable chain of events that will culminate in the next category 6 typhoon in Japan. Quickly, freeze!