• Nougat
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      431 month ago

      Probably not the best idea if you are black, either.

      • @Death_Equity
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        291 month ago

        With ring cameras, you could become a legend.

        • Nougat
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          221 month ago

          Oh god why am I creating an entire super-racist holiday with even more racist traditions in my head

          • @Death_Equity
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            31 month ago

            It would only be racist if it was a white guy leaving watermelon gifts on black porches.

            If it were a black guy leaving watermelons on black porches, Afro-American solstice fruit Santa. It would become racist again if white people tried to participate by leaving stereotypical black cultural gift offerings akin to milk and cookies for Santa.

            • @[email protected]
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              31 month ago

              it would be racist if white people tried to participate

              “Racially insensitive,” perhaps, but just trying to participate in someone’s culture is usually pro-social. Only as a form of mockery would I call that racist.

              • @Death_Equity
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                11 month ago

                Hence the leaving of “stereotypical black cultural gifts”. You can imagine what white people would leave as a gift for a black person, that they only understand from popular culture.