• @[email protected]
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    1114 hours ago

    Drive in theaters, soda fountains, and happy days still exist.

    But they’ve mostly been improved upon

    • FartsWithAnAccent
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      1112 hours ago

      Cars are also waaaaay faster today than they ever were in boomer days. You could smoke all their 1960s and 1970s muscle cars in a fucking Prius lol, never mind something that’s actually engineered to go fast.

      • @[email protected]
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        47 hours ago

        I have lots of issues with modern cars. Horsepower is not one of them. Idk if you can right now, but pretty recently you could spec a 300hp minivan from most major automakers.

        • FartsWithAnAccent
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          37 hours ago

          My biggest gripes are garbage/dangerous interfaces (use PHYSICAL CONTROLS, fuck touchscreens!), monthly/extra fees for features that should be included with the cost of the car, and invasive tracking.

          Oh, and manual transmission is becoming harder and harder to find.

      • @[email protected]
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        39 hours ago

        I mean, probably not with a Prius, at least the first several generations of them. But definitely with something like a WRX or a Civic type r. And those aren’t even expensive cars. Modern electric cars definitely blow them out of the water. The electric mustang would absolutely crush any mustang from the 60s and 70s

        • FartsWithAnAccent
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          58 hours ago

          IDK, Prius has 0-60 in 7 seconds on the base model at least for the newer stuff. The Prime is closer to 6 apparently.

          My point was mostly that even a car that is widely regarded as slow by modern standards would have been considered very fast back then.

          Even if you discount electric motors with the acceleration benefits they provide, there’s still a shitload of modern cars that are way faster and handle way better than anything they ever made.

        • @Rhoeri
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          49 hours ago

          Something about this felt wrong but I looked it up, and…. Nope. You’re absolutely correct! Damn. I had thought the classics were much faster than that, but a 1964 mustang only topped out at around 100mph.

          • @TwentySeven
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            38 hours ago

            You picked a car with a small engine (for its time anyway). I don’t think a 64.5 mustang was ever considered a fast car.

            • @Rhoeri
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              17 hours ago

              Fair point.

          • FartsWithAnAccent
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            28 hours ago

            I’ve done 120 in a basic-ass sedan lol, by modern standards their cars are shitty and slow.

            Gotta admit, some of them look good though.

    • no bananaOP
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      1114 hours ago

      Just say it, you don’t like racism

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        48 hours ago

        Drive in theaters have higher resolution screens, way better audio (and more options for it), a wider variety of snacks, better parking, better vehicles to enjoy the movie from, and brighter projectors.

        Soda fountains now allow you to mix any flavor combination you like and there are often unlimited refills along with larger serving sizes.

        Happy Days… is still kinda shit actually, not much you can do there, but hey, you can watch it anywhere now! On a phone, on a tablet, on a computer, on a TV, on a VR headset, or even on a fucking refrigerator! Ok, that last one might not be a great invention, but you get the idea.

        None of this should really be a surprise though: Tech improves over time (minus enshittification, of course).

        • @leadore
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          27 hours ago

          Where are these drive in theaters you speak of? I haven’t seen one since I was a kid.

          • FartsWithAnAccent
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            27 hours ago

            I’m not revealing where I live but they definitely still exist at least in North America (300+)

            • @leadore
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              26 hours ago

              Glad there are still a few out there. I’m surprised to hear it. When I was a kid, you could still get paper grocery bags. My mom would pop enough corn to fill one and we’d take a cooler with pop to the drive-in and eat all that popcorn, then we kids would fall asleep in the back seat.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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          8 hours ago

          It’s dumb that they’re actually removing Freestyle machines from a lot of places. But it was even dumber that they would have a flavor hooked up, but then the software wouldn’t allow you to use that flavor in everything they offered. Can get a cherry coke, but not a cherry sprite? Why? 😮‍💨

          • FartsWithAnAccent
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            18 hours ago

            Just fill it halfway with coke and then halfway with sprite.

            My guess is that one is actually some sort of physical limitation rather than a coding one but I’m not familiar with the internals of those things.

            Personally, I think water is the best drink. Coffee is #2.

      • @[email protected]
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        312 hours ago

        Drive in theaters use your car radio now instead of those little speakers. Though overall the niche was replaced with movie theaters.

        Fountain drinks are probably about the same. Though some places can do things like chilling the line. Again, the niche was largely replaced with cans and bottles. For their shortcomings, they keep fizz in much better than fountain.

        They might have us beat on happy days. I didn’t watch it.

        • FartsWithAnAccent
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          48 hours ago

          You aren’t missing much on Happy Days, it’s pretty boring and generic.

          The main contribution to society was probably the phrase “jumping the shark”.