• @einlander
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    418 hours ago

    I sell my dates on my potential wealth and potential penis size. People need to get on the capitalism grindset.

    • @[email protected]
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      65 hours ago

      It’s what we in the biz would refer to as a “grower”, which is in contrast to a “shower”.

      • @chonglibloodsport
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        45 hours ago

        If you’re gonna sell dates you better be a grower! Dates don’t just grow themselves!

    • @seven_phone
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      157 hours ago

      And women sell dates on their potential to do that thing that was discussed but then try to backtrack by pretending they thought it was a joke and didn’t even bring a banana.

    • @[email protected]
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      7 hours ago

      “I have a great venture Idea for you Susan. What if, and hear me out, what if my penis was at least average size! I already have an investor lined up in the bedroom, you’d be crazy to pass on this opportunity”