• @[email protected]
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    3771 month ago

    The good news:

    If you ever wanted to travel back in time to kill the world’s most dangerous Nazi, you no longer need a time machine.

    • shameless
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      471 month ago

      This has to be the best comment I’ve seen on this today

    • @[email protected]
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      221 month ago

      I’ve invented a time machine that can travel forward in time at 1 second per second

      it’s called a chair

      • @AngryRobot
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        131 month ago

        I’ve invented a time machine that travels forward 1 second in time every 2 seconds. I call it a bong.

      • @[email protected]
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        111 month ago
        • Claim tested when at rest relative to the chair. Some restrictions apply. Offer void in Nebraska.
        • @[email protected]
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          11 month ago

          Can we get QA testing for when in an inertial frame of reference at 95℅ the speed of light

    • @CrowAirbrush
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      131 month ago

      I wonder if a Luigi stands up to stop him before it’s the 1940’s all over

      • @[email protected]
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        81 month ago

        2040 is only 15 years away. Be a bit longer than round 1, but I think maybe we shouldn’t leave it to the same gunman as last time.

    • @RampantParanoia2365
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      101 month ago

      Well, sure you do. But now you can just travel forward in time instead.