• IninewCrow
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    4420 hours ago

    Do they really expect their orange beanbag leader to still be alive in four years? And if he still is, to still be able to know his own name or speak coherently in public?

    • @ZILtoid1991
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      313 hours ago

      Even if he survives, he’s on the mental decline, so he needs to be replaced with someone.

    • @[email protected]
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      1519 hours ago

      He only needs to stagger over the four-year line before dropping dead, and Republicans get to stay in charge for four more years.

    • elgordino
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      1720 hours ago

      Actuarial tables for an obese guy of his age reckon 50/50 chance of making it to the end of his term. Of course he has access to better healthcare than most.

      • @jpreston2005
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        They’ll prop his bloated corpse onto a metal pole to put behind glass as they continue to run things while their dear leader ‘rests and recuperates.’

      • Stern
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        818 hours ago

        Better health care but I gotta imagine day to day odds aren’t so hot for a dude who’s on a diet of McDonalds and Diet Coke. Kind of surprised he’s made it to 78.

        • @[email protected]
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          411 hours ago

          Seems there are some people who can subsist completely on hate and cruelty as if it powers them, and they outlive us all. Just more evidence that this is all just a cosmic joke.

      • IninewCrow
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        520 hours ago

        I can see him possibly making it that far … but I really don’t think he’ll be making much more sense the older he gets. He could live another 20 years, it doesn’t mean he’ll have all his marbles.

        • @Sterile_Technique
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          1720 hours ago

          Have you heard that dipshit talk? Making sense isn’t what his followers want from him; his word-salad just needs to come sprinkled with the occasional slur.

          • Zier
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            215 hours ago

            Technically, no need for him to even add a slur, his face is a slur.

          • IninewCrow
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            220 hours ago

            It won’t be a test of how much he can continue to make sense

            It will be a test to see how far his supporters will be willing to ignore how stupid he will become

            • @Sterile_Technique
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              22 hours ago

              Nothing we’ve seen so far indicates that that limit exists.

              • IninewCrow
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                12 hours ago

                “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
                ― Albert Einstein

        • Nightwatch Admin
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          220 hours ago

          He’s already short a few marbles, and the cult only seems to like him more for that.

      • @[email protected]
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        820 hours ago

        They know it has no chance to pass. It’s with straight up boot licking, or they think they have a plan to bypass the amendment process.