• elgordino
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    1716 hours ago

    Actuarial tables for an obese guy of his age reckon 50/50 chance of making it to the end of his term. Of course he has access to better healthcare than most.

    • @jpreston2005
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      7 hours ago

      They’ll prop his bloated corpse onto a metal pole to put behind glass as they continue to run things while their dear leader ‘rests and recuperates.’

    • Stern
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      814 hours ago

      Better health care but I gotta imagine day to day odds aren’t so hot for a dude who’s on a diet of McDonalds and Diet Coke. Kind of surprised he’s made it to 78.

      • @[email protected]
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        47 hours ago

        Seems there are some people who can subsist completely on hate and cruelty as if it powers them, and they outlive us all. Just more evidence that this is all just a cosmic joke.

    • IninewCrow
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      516 hours ago

      I can see him possibly making it that far … but I really don’t think he’ll be making much more sense the older he gets. He could live another 20 years, it doesn’t mean he’ll have all his marbles.

      • @Sterile_Technique
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        1716 hours ago

        Have you heard that dipshit talk? Making sense isn’t what his followers want from him; his word-salad just needs to come sprinkled with the occasional slur.

        • Zier
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          211 hours ago

          Technically, no need for him to even add a slur, his face is a slur.

        • IninewCrow
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          216 hours ago

          It won’t be a test of how much he can continue to make sense

          It will be a test to see how far his supporters will be willing to ignore how stupid he will become

      • Nightwatch Admin
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        216 hours ago

        He’s already short a few marbles, and the cult only seems to like him more for that.