• @hOrni
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    1511 days ago

    She should buy him a pizza delivery guy outfit.

    • @[email protected]
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      4111 days ago

      “Here’s your pizza.” “Ooh, I can’t find my wallet, can I pay… another way?” “Seriously? This comes out of my pay! Gad dammit, not again!” <grabs pizza and walks back to car>