• @[email protected]
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    901 month ago

    Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.

    This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        261 month ago

        Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs

        • @[email protected]
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          21 month ago

          I cyborg wouldnt be so pathetic, he is definitely a homunculus a la Full Metal Alchemist.

      • @acosmichippo
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        121 month ago

        he could at least find a better haircut than pube fro.

        • @iopq
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          131 month ago

          I have the same hair and it’s fucking impossible

          It dries and frizzes immediately. If you don’t have time to care for it daily, it inevitably looks like this.

          • @acosmichippo
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            1 month ago

            this isn’t some schmoe like you or me, he’s a billionaire. he can afford a daily stylist, or at least before conference calls.

            • @angrystego
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              211 month ago

              It’s ok not to spend time and money on looks. No matter how much money you have. There’s no obligation to look good for anyone. The way he looks is not the problem with him.

              • @acosmichippo
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                1 month ago

                of course it’s not “the” problem with him, we are clearly circlejerking here.

                and i’d say as the founder/ceo/face of a company you do owe it to the company, including the employees, to look presentable.

                • @angrystego
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                  11 month ago

                  He owns the company, he can represent it anyway he wants. If he owes anything to his employees, it’s fair wage (I have no idea how fairly or not he pays).

                  • @acosmichippo
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                    1 month ago

                    he owns 14% of Meta. And also paying his employees a fair wage depends on acting responsibly.

          • kingthrillgore
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            21 month ago

            Same I just get it cut short every eight weeks. Speaking of which i’m overdue.

        • @ramenshaman
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          It’s an improvement over his last haircut. He looks like he actually goes outside sometimes now, too.

    • Flying Squid
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      91 month ago

      He’s no Hank Scorpio, I’ll tell you that.