• @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    698 hours ago

    Imagine being worth 229 billion, and you look like that.

    This realities Bond villains are so pathetic looking.

    • Flying Squid
      link
      English
      223 minutes ago

      He’s no Hank Scorpio, I’ll tell you that.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
        link
        English
        146 hours ago

        Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs

      • @acosmichippo
        link
        English
        77 hours ago

        he could at least find a better haircut than pube fro.

        • @ramenshaman
          link
          English
          11
          edit-2
          6 hours ago

          It’s an improvement over his last haircut. He looks like he actually goes outside sometimes now, too.

          • @MutilationWave
            link
            English
            95 hours ago

            He was going for Roman Emperor with the last one, but he neglected to consider the shape of his head. I really don’t know what haircut would look good with his strangely shaped face/head.

            • @postmateDumbass
              link
              English
              22 hours ago

              This look feels like the opening sequences of Dazed & Confused.

        • @iopq
          link
          English
          76 hours ago

          I have the same hair and it’s fucking impossible

          It dries and frizzes immediately. If you don’t have time to care for it daily, it inevitably looks like this.

          • @acosmichippo
            link
            English
            7
            edit-2
            2 hours ago

            this isn’t some schmoe like you or me, he’s a billionaire. he can afford a daily stylist, or at least before conference calls.

            • @angrystego
              link
              English
              92 hours ago

              It’s ok not to spend time and money on looks. No matter how much money you have. There’s no obligation to look good for anyone. The way he looks is not the problem with him.

              • @acosmichippo
                link
                English
                4
                edit-2
                1 hour ago

                of course it’s not “the” problem with him, we are clearly circlejerking here.

                and i’d say as the founder/ceo/face of a company you do owe it to the company, including the employees, to look presentable.