@cm0002 to Lemmy Shitpost • 18 hours agoMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square15arrow-up1329arrow-down16cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1323arrow-down1imageMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.lemmy.ml@cm0002 to Lemmy Shitpost • 18 hours agomessage-square15cross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareXanthraxlink10•edit-218 hours agoYou think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark? It’s up for a reason.
minus-square@FlexibleToastlink4•edit-27 hours agoIf it’s up, you don’t even need to touch it, just sit… Also, clean your toilet. Don’t be proud of being a slob.
minus-squareXanthraxlink1•edit-25 hours agoI have a partner with a vagina and I have dick, so that lid is a schrodinger’s cat in the dark
minus-square@FlexibleToastlink2•5 hours agoAnd unlike a cat you apparently have no night vision at all along with your dirty toilet?
minus-squareLord Wigglelink4•16 hours agoAnd make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja
Just be even lazier and sit down.
You think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark? It’s up for a reason.
If it’s up, you don’t even need to touch it, just sit… Also, clean your toilet. Don’t be proud of being a slob.
I have a partner with a vagina and I have dick, so that lid is a schrodinger’s cat in the dark
And unlike a cat you apparently have no night vision at all along with your dirty toilet?
I’m color blind and I can’t see in the dark, so yes
Fair enough I suppose.
And make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja