The Orange Manbaby took a brutal swipe at Meghan Markle as he a new perspective on Prince Harry's immigration status after a think-tank took legal action over his admissions of drug taking in Spare
What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "
No matter when that fat orange traitor dies, they’re going to claim it was murder. Because why shouldn’t an obese 80-year-old cheeseburger-guzzling sleep-deprived amphetamine-addicted deadbeat live to be 200?
No, if we where lucky it’d be immediately courtesy of a meteor or something that couldn’t be reasonably viewed as a conspiracy to make him a martyr.
On schedule will be the result of a perpetual fight to keep him and his monkeys in check.
If a rock fell from space on that man, his followers would 100% claim the involvement of Jewish Gravity Weapons and start jailing astronomers.
What if the earth opened up near him and a red scaly claw grabbed him to drag him down with evil laughter?
They’d absolutely blame Nancy Pelosi for that!
What if the heavens split and a booming voice said "I am the father, the son and the holy spirit, and thou I said I wasn’t going to do this kind of thing any more I smite you sinner Donald Trump "
And then trump spontaneously combusted.
Clearly Crooked Joe Biden’s fault.
“Trump got grabbed by demons and pulled straight through a portal down to hell as Satan laughed at the prospect of his eternal torture for his sins.”
“THANKS, OBAMA!”
They’d go after Sam Raimi and the Roma.
Edit: Alex Jones #Predictive Programming
Sam Raimi and the Roma sounds like an indie retro punk band.
Let’s be honest- they’re a cult.
No matter when that fat orange traitor dies, they’re going to claim it was murder. Because why shouldn’t an obese 80-year-old cheeseburger-guzzling sleep-deprived amphetamine-addicted deadbeat live to be 200?
I was gonna try and find some way to secret a tesla coil in the Oval Office and aim it for the resolute desk.
Meteors sound reasonable. Good idea. There’s plenty of NASA peeps who are suddenly available too!