• @ladiciusEnglish
    17•2 days ago

    Lots of jewellery. Got to bring it all back to the old volcano. No fly zone for eagles, again. Damn.

    • @[email protected]English
      25•2 days ago

      One bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.

      • @[email protected]English
        4•1 day ago

        honestly the idea of a blinged out bad guy who is only powerful due to their 500 enchanted pieces of jewelry is pretty sick, their one crippling weakness is that every step makes them jingle like a christmas carol

        • @ZeffSydeEnglish
          6•1 day ago

          jingle-jingle

          Legolas: Oh shit… Glamrond the Fabulous draws near…

          jingle -jingle

          Gimli: What do you hear with your elf ears?

          jingle-jingle

          Legolas: He is… Dripping with Rizz…

          • @[email protected]English
            2•1 day ago

            oh god and of course they’d have a pimp stick for a wand, perhaps yeezys of the traveller?