• @Sterile_Technique
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    91 day ago

    The toilet in my apartment has such a small diameter on the seat that sitting on it requires anyone with a penis to contort it like some kind of sausage-yoga-master as they’re plopping down into position, or you WILL drag the tip against the edge of the seat (or even the inner edge of the bowl if you’re really careless).

    Sitting is for shitting. …and even then I’m tempted to just squat.

    If you’ve got one of the larger, oval shaped thrones, don’t take it for granted!