This here is official US Congress Bill. Red White and Blueland! Here we come!

  • @[email protected]
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    3215 hours ago

    hohoho hahaha, I’m actually laughing out loud.

    Holy crap.

    wow. thank you for linking the actual bill.

    WOW the books about how dumb and horrifically people acted during dumps second term especially are just going to be chock full of uniquely preposterous idiots.

    • Tiefling IRL
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      815 hours ago

      …books?

      Oh you mean the things that were made illegal in 2026, now we just get propaganda indoctrination knowledge downloaded directly into our brain via the government mandated NeuraChip

      • @[email protected]
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        49 hours ago

        It won’t be government-mandated, it’ll just be illegal to buy or sell anything without one in your head or your hand.