This here is official US Congress Bill. Red White and Blueland! Here we come!

  • @[email protected]
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    3213 hours ago

    hohoho hahaha, I’m actually laughing out loud.

    Holy crap.

    wow. thank you for linking the actual bill.

    WOW the books about how dumb and horrifically people acted during dumps second term especially are just going to be chock full of uniquely preposterous idiots.

    • Tiefling IRL
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      812 hours ago

      …books?

      Oh you mean the things that were made illegal in 2026, now we just get propaganda indoctrination knowledge downloaded directly into our brain via the government mandated NeuraChip

      • @[email protected]
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        47 hours ago

        It won’t be government-mandated, it’ll just be illegal to buy or sell anything without one in your head or your hand.

  • @sunbrrnslapper
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    3914 hours ago

    You gotta be f*cking kidding me. The stupidity knows no bounds.

    • @AbidanYre
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      13 hours ago

      My 3rd grader comes up with better names for things.

  • djsoren19
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    811 hours ago

    I just can’t stop chuckling over the dramatic irony of Erik the Red getting his greatest prank of all time retconned to Blueland.