• @ThePyroPython
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    85 days ago

    I see some of you have never played Battleshits before.

    Rules are as follows:

    • Two people enter a toilet cubicle each and proceed to try and shit.

    • The first one to shit wins.

    • If both players have shitted then the size of the shits is judged and the largest shit wins.

    It is a puerile and crass game of speed, deception and defiantly not for the weak-stomached as I found out to my own detriment as a spectator.

    This has been your daily reminder that we are all just slightly more evolved apes with access to the power of gods.

    • @mcqtom
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      75 days ago

      Side-by-side is for co-op, not competitive. That’s face-to-face.

    • @[email protected]
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      55 days ago

      At my fraternity, we had a different battleshits. Someone at some point installed battleship into the stalls.

      (we were the weird small fraternity that just played D2 Lan parties and smoked hookah)