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Summary
The Trump administration abruptly fired multiple National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) employees, then struggled to reinstate some due to a lack of updated contact information.
The NNSA, which oversees the U.S. nuclear stockpile, asked remaining employees to relay the message.
The terminations, part of mass federal layoffs orchestrated by Trump and Elon Musk, coincided with a Russian drone strike on Chernobyl, raising security concerns.
I’d also be asking for a significant raise and to keep any severance money, tax free.
And a big fat bonus.
and two new cars.
And my axe!
I also choose this guy’s axe.
That’s an old reference from the dark place, friend.
But not teslas
Hell no. No one that smart would even dream of driving one of those trash heaps.