• @papalonian
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    67 hours ago

    Oh yeah well when I was 5 I had arthritis and died

    • @Zorque
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      34 hours ago

      I was born at age six without a face…

    • @[email protected]
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      17 hours ago

      I was born flat footed.

      Seriously. I was. I’ve been jealous of people who don’t walk like a duck for my entire life. Dancers. Athletes. Etc.