@chemical_cutthroat to Ask Lemmy • 1 day agoYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?message-square96arrow-up187arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up172arrow-down1message-squareYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?@chemical_cutthroat to Ask Lemmy • 1 day agomessage-square96file-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink33•1 day agoGo back to before life formed on earth, and shit in the ocean.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish37•1 day agoIt’s possible someone did, and that’s where we all come from
minus-squareOtterlinkfedilinkEnglish28•edit-21 day ago “Hey look! It’s the first fish to walk on land” *stomps “You saw it, it was coming right at us”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 day agoYou would immediately die in agony. No oxygen and a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•23 hours agoAlso a climate so scorching hot we won’t ever see anything like it again before 2030.
minus-square@CarbonatedPastaSaucelinkEnglish22•1 day agoAnd upon said death he would immediately shit himself. Mission accomplished!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•1 day agoAnd release an incredible cocktail of gut and other bacteria on the world to entirely change the course of history.
minus-squareNaibofTabrlinkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-21 day agoWho pissed in your gene pool? ^it <sup>was</sup> <sup><sup>me</sup></sup>^
Go back to before life formed on earth, and shit in the ocean.
It’s possible someone did, and that’s where we all come from
it would explain a lot
*stomps
You would immediately die in agony. No oxygen and a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere
Also a climate so scorching hot we won’t ever see anything like it again before 2030.
And upon said death he would immediately shit himself. Mission accomplished!
And release an incredible cocktail of gut and other bacteria on the world to entirely change the course of history.
This was my first thought, too 😂
Who pissed in your gene pool? ^it <sup>was</sup> <sup><sup>me</sup></sup>^