• Boomer Humor Doomergod
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    8719 hours ago

    I once replaced an entire power strip because the user said that it would turn off at random. So I took it back to the IT room and plugged in all the things and watched it, thinking it would short out or blow a circuit breaker or something.

    Then the user called me again saying the new strip was doing the same thing and I should replace it. So I schlepped up to their office and replaced it with a third one.

    Then they called me again saying it keeps happening. So finally I looked at where they had put it and it was right where they’d put it when they pushed to back their chair up from the desk.

    And they didn’t realize it.

    • @SocialMediaRefugee
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      23 hours ago

      It amazes me that people don’t make even a small effort to debug stuff themselves before calling for help. There is a youtube channel for clips from car mechanics and people bring in cars for things like “There is a knocking sound coming from the back seat” and there is a gallon jug of liquid rolling on the floor back there.

    • @crank0271
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      5119 hours ago

      We’ll stop being dicks when they stop being so dumb.

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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        3419 hours ago

        I’ve found that being a dick is a great way to make their calls take longer and complain to your boss, which wastes time. Being nice to the idiots means less work for me.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 hour ago

          Yeah. I was talking took over a call from another tech that had a lady berating him because he couldn’t help her because we didn’t have access to the EMR portal she was calling about. It turned out she’d had a tbi and had problems with regulating her mood. It took probably 45 minutes but I was able to talk her down and get her in touch with the right people. If I’d gotten into it with her instead of being calm we wouldn’t have gotten anywhere. Should I have had to listen to that? No, but if I hadn’t she wouldn’t have gotten the help she needed and it wasn’t really her fault for being that way. Obviously an edge case but you never know what people are going through.

        • @crank0271
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          1919 hours ago

          For sure. For many of us “being a dick” means “punishing my liver.” It’s a calculated risk decision.

        • @[email protected]
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          -218 hours ago

          You’re the saint I could never be. That’s why I got into security for a bit – I can be as big a dick as I need to be that day! ;-)

          • Lemminary
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            29 hours ago

            I don’t think it’s a race to the bottom for fun. lol

    • ditty
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      1016 hours ago

      Oh man I was expecting it to have been plugged into a switched outlet or something

    • @[email protected]
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      817 hours ago

      I had a label printer that was failing to work. I have spent most of the week with IT remoting into my desktop trying to figure out the issue with our cobbled together system. I finally realized after 5 days of this that the software causing the issue was on my co-worker’s computer. Pointing this out to the IT guy got the problem fixed in minutes.

      Sometimes the user has no idea what is and is not signifcant. I had no idea that this was significant only that an icon with similar looks was on my co-workers cluttered desktop.

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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        515 hours ago

        I’ve been the PEBCAK enough times to not give users a hard time about it.

        • @Ersatz86
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          214 hours ago

          Ah yes the old PEBCAK/1D-10T combo.

          Shudder