I’ve had good coconut-based ice cream. Almond milk is really only good as a coffee whitener. Cashews are overabused as terrible vegan replacements for thins when they’re far superior just by themselves.
I can see avocado having some potential, given its fat content, but I’m not much for savory desserts.
Oats don’t have nipples. You can’t milk them.
I’ve had good coconut-based ice cream. Almond milk is really only good as a coffee whitener. Cashews are overabused as terrible vegan replacements for thins when they’re far superior just by themselves.
I can see avocado having some potential, given its fat content, but I’m not much for savory desserts.
You can add (vegan) sugar, it doesn’t have to be savory
What is “vegan sugar” supposed to be?
You don’t have to kill the unicorn and grind up its horn.
You never have to kill the unicorn, just tranq it and saw off the horn. It’ll grow back. Maybe.
TIL almonds have nipples.
They’re small, but they’re there. You can tell when you lick the right part of the almond and it goes “ooooohhhhh.”