Warning: NSFW language

“Jewish men have small cocks because they can’t use them after they get married,” Giuliani said, according to the transcript. “Whereas the Italian use them all their lives so they get bigger.”

Giuliani railed against how Jewish people “want to go through that freaking Passover all the time” and how they should “get over the Passover” because it was 3,000 years ago. “OK, the Red Sea parted,” the transcript reads. “Big deal. Not the first time that happened.”

Giuliani doesn’t elaborate on other instances when the Red Sea was parted.

The transcripts also feature Giuliani discussing which celebrities are Republican. Giuliani is trying to think of someone in particular and Dunphy volunteers that Matt Damon is “very liberal.”

“Matt Damon is a fag,” Giuliani replies. “Matt Damon is also 5’2″, eyes are blue. Coochi-coochie-coochie-coo.”

Various websites list Damon as around 5’10”. It’s unclear why Giuliani invoked the 1920s song “Has Anybody Seen My Girl? (Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue)” or what it has to do with the actor.

Then there are the lewd comments directed toward Dunphy. “Come here, big tits,” Giuliani says on one occasion, according to the transcript. “Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me [indiscernable]. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits.”

  • Flying SquidOP
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    141 year ago

    I guarantee you someone more competent would have done a much better job on 9/11.

    • AFK BRB Chocolate
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      151 year ago

      What he did most effectively on 9/11 was polish his personal brand with it. He took every opportunity to be on camera, and mentioned it in every interview for years afterwards. It’s less clear that he was much of an asset to the efforts.

    • @zeppo
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      81 year ago

      Yeah, it’s extremely unclear to me what he did that was so special. Walked around the WTC site? Amazing

    • TechyDad
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      31 year ago

      Exactly, though if he retired after 9/11 nobody would have questioned whether his “America’s Mayor” label was earned or not. He’d have gone down in the history books as a great man (totally unearned but that’s what the history books would have said).

      He just had to keep opening his mouth, though.