• MinnesotaGoddam
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      5 months ago

      It’s not Applebee’s unless it’s microwaved in a bag and extruded onto a plate or trough (and the mai tais are $3). All the other stuff is sparkling nuked shit.

    • Dave@lemmy.nz
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      5 months ago

      He wants to be the guy getting paid to put stuff in the microwave.