• @spittingimage
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      742 years ago

      Fight me.

      Okay, but I’m bringing my power washer.

    • @SynopticVision
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      472 years ago

      Preach it brother. Enlighten the unwashed (m)asses.

    • @[email protected]
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      242 years ago

      The only people who would fight you about how great bidets are are people who have never actually used one

      • @cuchilloc
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        The only people who would fight you about how great bidets are are people who have never actually used one

        Are people with dirty bums

    • @[email protected]
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      162 years ago

      After I going through my second ~$30 bidet. I upgraded to a ~$300 Toto bidet with heated water and seat. No regrets.

        • @flop_leash_973
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          42 years ago

          I wonder if I could rig up a bidet that would play Africa by Toto while it washed my backside.

      • @OhmsLawn
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        22 years ago

        How does that work? I don’t have hot water or an outlet in my toilet room. Did you have to renovate, or was there service already?

        • @[email protected]
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          32 years ago

          I have an electric one and just ran an extension cable. If I owned I would definitely install an outlet next to the toilet.

          • @OhmsLawn
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            12 years ago

            Never considered an extension cord. Don’t think the mrs would go for that. Ah well. At least it never gets too cold here.

    • @TokenBoomer
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      142 years ago

      You didn’t know you needed one until you use it. Life changing.

    • @Pattern
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      112 years ago

      We just got one. We even splurged for the fancy one that hooks up to warm water. It is life changing. I feel very dirty whenever I have to do a poo somewhere else. Underrated appliance, for sure.

      • @OhmsLawn
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        12 years ago

        How does the hot water work? Did you need a plumber or an electrician? I don’t have either hot water or an outlet in my little toilet room.

        • @Pattern
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          22 years ago

          We bought a Tushy brand, and it pulls hot water from the plumbing directly under the sink. If you happen to have a sink right next to your toilet it might work for you. I’m not especially handy and I found Tushy’s instructions very straightforward.

          • @OhmsLawn
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            12 years ago

            Thanks for the reply. I’m probably going to have to stick with chilly water. I can’t imagine how expensive it would be to re-plumb the bathroom for that. I’ll try to check Tushy again but, for some reason I always get distracted when I visit their website…

            • @0xff
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              22 years ago

              At least in the US, we usually have flexible tubing that supplies water to the sink. If you’re mildly handy, you should be able to hook it up yourself.

    • @[email protected]
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      82 years ago

      Best purchase I ever made. Can’t believe I lived without one before. America needs more bidets.

    • @CallateCoyote
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      One of my life purposes is converting people to The Way of Bidet. I have bought over a dozen as gifts for people and pretty much anybody who is actually willing to install it and try it loves it and hopefully converts others in turn. Clearly superior to wiping in terms of hygiene, saving money on TP, and not irritating the bum.

      • @TokenBoomer
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        112 years ago

        Saves trees and refreshing. I get disappointed when I travel and I don’t have a bidet.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 years ago

        I’m probably missing the joke, but - if you’re standing up, then your ass-cheeks are together.

        • @OhmsLawn
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          22 years ago

          This has been discussed extensively on that website that we used to visit regularly. They wipe like that too. They don’t stand lock-kneed. It’s some sort of half squat.

    • beardedrhino
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      God damnit. I was hoping reddits love of bidets would stay on reddit, yet here we are