• Hellfire103
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    271 year ago

    Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.

    • Krafting
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      191 year ago

      Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.

      • metaStatic
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        211 year ago

        I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.

        fucking casuals.

        • Norgur
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          111 year ago

          A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.

          • @veng
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            131 year ago

            I don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish

            • @Jmr
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              91 year ago

              Really? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1