• JoShmoe@ani.social
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      11 hours ago

      We’re in 2026 now, you can get two flawless robot whatevers to blowjob you.

      • SkyezOpen
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        9 hours ago

        The xSlut by Elon Musk is on hold after several dicks were bitten off during testing. What’s that? Nevermind I just received word that they’re moving to immediate deployment.

    • fartographer
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      11 hours ago

      My dad is dead, so zombie fan-fic fans can have a little treat