• @ninakuup21
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      412 years ago

      How much did big olive pay you to say this

    • @[email protected]
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      fedilink
      82 years ago

      Yeah, they’re delicious, nutritious, and never go bad. Perfect for the man who does not like grocery shopping.

      Are the haters imagining people eating the super-salty pimiento olives? I’m talking about the fancy olives that I, as a sophisticated and wealthy bachelor, buy per-pound from the grocery-store salad bar.