Obviously that means Gonzo plays Fonzie, breaks the jukebox worse when he hits it, then says something about “picking up chicks” and leaves with Camilla.
Kermit is probably Richie, Scooter is Potsie, and Fozzie is Ralph.
I haven’t thought out the rest of the casting, but Ted McGinley should definitely come in as the token human to end out the bit.


Kermit as Bob Newhart would be amazing.
Gonzo saying “as god as my witness I thought turkeys could fly”
This is an amazing idea.