• subOrange
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    24 hours ago

    Birthday cards are to be read three times only:

    • Once you get it, pretending you read all of it.
    • Once the party is over and you are ready to throw it into a drawer somewhere.
    • Before throwing it to the bin.

    More than that you are vanity deprived.

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      23 hours ago

      stuck on step 3 with the last christmas card my grandparents gave me

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        22 hours ago

        Ok, dudes, you need to stop being so real for once. I was meaning to be funny and now I’m tearing up.

        Sorry for your loss, I wish I had something personal written to me by my grandparents. Cherish that card!

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        20 hours ago

        Im hoarding so many for that reason. Looking at the pile like this is gonna hurt like fuck in a decade or so