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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 11 days ago

A SECOND PLANE!?!??

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A SECOND PLANE!?!??

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 11 days ago
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  • Proprietary_Blend
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    10 days ago

    Are you a billionaire?

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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      10 days ago

      Yes.

      • Proprietary_Blend
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        Then it’s the guillotine!

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          I’m one of the good ones! Besides, I own the guillotine company, and you can’t have one.

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            Just patent the Guliottine, then the proles won’t be able to build one without infringing on your patent and exposing themselves to serious litigation!

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            Would you consider maybe not being a billionaire?

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              No

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            I mean, the lead pipe is also an option. The guillotine is actually for your sake.

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