Editor’s note: this is a post about American Independence Day celebrations
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Alright, I’m going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.
No you can’t opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it’s weird that you don’t want to.
No you can’t be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.
So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it’s never too early to start reminding you of that.
isn’t most of the world moving away from fireworks? too polluting.
Yup but here in the good ol US of A we are dumb as fuck and polluting our environment is our way of life.
it’s so weird, coming to the US from Europe is line travelling 20 years to the past.
Huh, we arnt as behind as I thought.
yet, y’all racing backwards