• TrackinDaKraken
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    3 days ago

    I pee sitting. I also wipe sitting.

    People who stand to wipe are the real weirdos in my book.

    • FireRetardant
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      3 days ago

      I was stand wiper as a kid cause i never knew any better i guess. Someone told me you could reach around and clean before the cheeks close together and it blew my mind and I’ve never looked back.

    • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu
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      3 days ago

      Sit wiping is for casual easy going wiping.

      If we’re getting serious, I’m gonna be standing up and spreading the cheeks with one hand.

    • MinnesotaGoddam
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      3 days ago

      Do you count the Waddle of Shame? I don’t count the Waddle of Shame, it’s much less intentional.