• Flying Squid
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    541 year ago

    I don’t even know what the fuck ‘masculinity’ means. Does it mean being aggressive, talking about sports and roughhousing with your friends? Because I don’t do any of those things, but I still think of myself as a man.

    A few hundred years ago, ‘masculinity’ included wearing makeup, a powdered wig and tights.

    It’s all nonsense.

    • @Zombiepirate
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      201 year ago

      Masculinity is measured by

      • how tanned one’s nutsack is from baseline
      • how much one cares about beer and candy advertising and the sexiness therein
      • how much one beats and berates children
      • 'Murica coefficient x ignorant loudmouth asshole variable

      At least that’s what I learned from Tucker.

      • Flying Squid
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        111 year ago

        Damn, well, guess I’m a transwoman now.

      • @mindbleach
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        31 year ago

        And you gotta get that mid-sack seam ironed out. It’s unbecoming.

        • @Zombiepirate
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          1 year ago

          I think putting a hot iron on your genitals would make it unbecoming regardless.

          • @mindbleach
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            21 year ago

            Doesn’t need to be hot, if you swing hard enough.

          • @mindbleach
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            21 year ago

            That’s why you do your friend’s. Teamwork makes the dream work.

    • netburnr
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      131 year ago

      Masculinity means having the biggest pickup in the neighborhood, duh…

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        Every time a vehicle with an obnoxiously loud engine goes by, I say to my partner, “There goes a cool guy.” It’s become an in-joke for us.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          See. We just ask how many gallons per foot it gets (if a truck) or committing on how impressive their speaker system is.

    • @bAYse_
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      -11 year ago

      If you want to hear more about the history of this kind of ‘masculinity thumping,’ We’re In Hell on youtube just uploaded a banger.