• @Zombiepirate
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    201 year ago

    Masculinity is measured by

    • how tanned one’s nutsack is from baseline
    • how much one cares about beer and candy advertising and the sexiness therein
    • how much one beats and berates children
    • 'Murica coefficient x ignorant loudmouth asshole variable

    At least that’s what I learned from Tucker.

    • Flying Squid
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      111 year ago

      Damn, well, guess I’m a transwoman now.

    • @mindbleach
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      31 year ago

      And you gotta get that mid-sack seam ironed out. It’s unbecoming.

      • @Zombiepirate
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        1 year ago

        I think putting a hot iron on your genitals would make it unbecoming regardless.

        • @mindbleach
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          21 year ago

          That’s why you do your friend’s. Teamwork makes the dream work.

        • @mindbleach
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          21 year ago

          Doesn’t need to be hot, if you swing hard enough.