• The Velour Fog
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    10 days ago

    There are ghosts in your blood. You should do some cocaine about it. - this fucking guy

    • Grimy
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      10 days ago

      He isn’t necessarily wrong on this one. It’s at least worth a try.

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      9 days ago

      I have ghosts in my microwave. no joke. the sitiation is they turns up when you use the touchscreen with dirty buttery juicy delicious get to the point boy greasy fingers. then like ten minutes later when no one is touchin it the electrocapacitance builds up and a button just presses by it dang self. we named the ghost Sanjay