cantankerous_cashew to Apple · 1 day agoAfter 3 Weeks and More Than 451,000 Folds, the iPhone Duo's Hinge Is Finally Starting to Failwww.cnet.comexternal-linkmessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down15
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minus-squareObituarykidneylinkfedilinkarrow-up51arrow-down1·1 day agoIf you’re opening and closing your phone 400,000 times in three weeks you should probably just get a fidget spinner
minus-squareHamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·24 hours agoThat’s about 22 folds every waking minute. A fidget toy will only mitigate the problem. What you really need is therapy or even medication to fix a problem like that.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_functionlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down7·1 day agoOk, fair point. But Apple could do better. What if I want to fidget the fucker. What if I want to fuck the fidgeter. But I digress, I just hope to shove my erect penis between the succulent, ridged folds and gyrate for a while for the sake of science. Woke fucking NSF cut off my research funding. Sorry. I’m currently processing some shit.
If you’re opening and closing your phone 400,000 times in three weeks you should probably just get a fidget spinner
That’s about 22 folds every waking minute. A fidget toy will only mitigate the problem. What you really need is therapy or even medication to fix a problem like that.
It’s multipurpose
Ok, fair point.
But Apple could do better.
What if I want to fidget the fucker.
What if I want to fuck the fidgeter.
But I digress, I just hope to shove my erect penis between the succulent, ridged folds and gyrate for a while for the sake of science.
Woke fucking NSF cut off my research funding. Sorry. I’m currently processing some shit.
Good luck on that funding.
It’s difficult.