So it breaks in 3 weeks. Got it.
If you’re opening and closing your phone 400,000 times in three weeks you should probably just get a fidget spinner
That’s about 22 folds every waking minute. A fidget toy will only mitigate the problem. What you really need is therapy or even medication to fix a problem like that.
It’s multipurpose
Ok, fair point.
But Apple could do better.
What if I want to fidget the fucker.
What if I want to fuck the fidgeter.
But I digress, I just hope to shove my erect penis between the succulent, ridged folds and gyrate for a while for the sake of science.
Woke fucking NSF cut off my research funding. Sorry. I’m currently processing some shit.
Good luck on that funding.
It’s difficult.
But the battery will have died before that
You know that you can charge it, right?
Holy shit. I am gonna save SO MUCH money on phones
Don’t feel silly, I just found out about this a couple of weeks ago. I’ve already saved a few thousand dollars—almost enough to buy more RAM for my boy Sam!
THIS iPhone Duo’s hinge…
You also have to shout, “THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!” every time you close it…
There’s a Shortcut for that
