WASHINGTON—Following the second press conference in five weeks during which the 81-year-old was temporarily unable to speak, Republicans warned Americans Thursday to look away from Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) lest they too should freeze. “Good people! Gaze not upon the senator’s visage or you may be struck dumb…
Looking more and more like the thing from Pan’s Labyrinth every day…
I’m a marine biologist. It’s obvious he’s moulting.
Its his radical final moult, metamorphosing from an aquatic nymph to a winged adult
Is that why he must consume the souls of all the children? For energy for the metamorphosis?
No, that’s silly.
He consumes souls to power the deep machines in the darkness.
Ah, I see. And who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
I’m just a humble marine biologist.
The sea was angry that day, my friends!
He has not yet attained his final formlessness.
I always thought he looked like a half filled balloon