That’s exactly what the Weeping Angels (or SCP-173) would want!
Looking more and more like the thing from Pan’s Labyrinth every day…
I’m a marine biologist. It’s obvious he’s moulting.
Its his radical final moult, metamorphosing from an aquatic nymph to a winged adultIs that why he must consume the souls of all the children? For energy for the metamorphosis?
No, that’s silly.
He consumes souls to power the deep machines in the darkness.Ah, I see. And who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
I’m just a humble marine biologist.
The sea was angry that day, my friends!
He has not yet attained his final formlessness.
I always thought he looked like a half filled balloon
I like to imagine that during these freezes, he’s actually having out of body experiences wherein he visits Hell, and sees the fiery fate and torments that awaits him when finally slips this mortal coil.
It’s just his handler touching base.
Comunicating with Biden :)
His entire team of staffers should be convicted on elder abuse.
This article is written like an episode of Nightvale.
For a second I thought The Onion had become an actual news site.
This is a top tier onion article. Up there with the hyperbolic chamber !
“does anyone else hear a dial tone?”.
the photo just does that
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