• @Buffalox
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    1001 year ago

    Ha I knew it! They have nothing, anyone can find a witness or 150 for something.

    • @TokenBoomer
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      1 year ago

      Don’t forget these witnesses will be paid using your tax dollars. /s

        • @PetDinosaurs
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          171 year ago

          What! I’m getting robbed at 55 cents/mi!

          • AFK BRB Chocolate
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            71 year ago

            I don’t know if it was a California thing or not, but back in the day they used to pay you $5 a day for jury duty. The aerospace company I worked at paid full salary for jury duty days, but for a while they required your to reimburse the company for the $5/day. It sort of makes sense philosophically because you don’t need the court compensation if you’re getting guilt paid, but it always seemed kind of cheap. I think they stopped that because they realized it was costing them more to process the reimbursement than they were getting from it.

            • @luckyhunter
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              21 year ago

              I know in some states it’s law that if the employer agrees to pay your salary the jury duty wages may(must?) be claimed by the company as income, so they are selling your time at a loss basically. It’s meant to be an incentive for companies to do it, but at $5/day yeah that’s not worth the paper work.

              • AFK BRB Chocolate
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                01 year ago

                Agreed. Like I said it makes sense philosophically, it’s just the amount is so low it seems miserly.

                On the other hand, the company pays full salary for unlimited jury days, which I think is unusual, so I don’t think they’re being cheap at all in reality.

                • @luckyhunter
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                  -21 year ago

                  They are just being efficient with their accountant and tax preparers time. The state policy to incentivize employers just isn’t working since there’s not enough value there. I’m a business owner with hourly employees, and as long as the program was optional and paid, oh, half the employee wages I’d be totally on board with it.

        • @Lemmygizer
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          141 year ago

          I assume TokenBoomber is implying that the 150 witnesses are being bribed by the DOJ with your tax dollars.

        • @luckyhunter
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          -131 year ago

          The circus will be in town for at least 4 months and news programs will be unwatchable for the entire time of it.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        161 year ago

        You mean like all trials? What’s the problem with that?

        • @TokenBoomer
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          The problem. The problem is there aren’t enough restrooms in the courthouse to accommodate that number of witnesses. The cost of sewage maintenance alone necessitates a delay for the trial.

          • Flying SquidOP
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            151 year ago

            What are you even talking about? Are you drunk?

            • @TropicalDingdong
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              121 year ago

              They are just static.

              If you can’t win, cause confusion.

          • gregorum
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            131 year ago

            Even worse, the witness stand can’t accommodate 150 witnesses at the same time!

            /s

            My goodness, does the amount of dumb things you say have no limit? 

            • @TokenBoomer
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              -121 year ago

              If there is a limit, I haven’t found it yet. A judge ruled today that Cheesebro and Powell will be tried together. Explain that. Can the witness stand hold 2 chairs?

              • Flying SquidOP
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                81 year ago

                Uh… You do know that the people on trial don’t sit in the witness stand the whole time, right?

              • roguetrick
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                31 year ago

                Oh Patricia, you’re just so random. I’m sure you were hilarious in middle school.

                • @TokenBoomer
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                  -41 year ago

                  Is recess over. You’re hilarious now.

              • @Anamnesis
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                31 year ago

                Lmfao how is everyone missing that this is a joke? Nice username btw.

          • @[email protected]
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            61 year ago

            Witnesses don’t have to attend all 4+months of the trial, only days they’re needed/scheduled to attend.