My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren’t enough ingredients to call it a salad, because “it takes multiple ingredients”. I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.

    • @PumpkinSkink
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      11 year ago

      tomato, tomatoe. Not that I’d ever put tomatoes in a cucumber salad. That’s heathen shit.