• @Buffalox
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    351 year ago

    Wow, amazing the amount of Bible bullshit this sums up in one short paragraph.

    • @[email protected]
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      251 year ago

      They left out the part where he turns in to bread and wine, says “eat me” and then flies away.

      • @HipHoboHarold
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        201 year ago

        That’s one of the conversations I absolutely hate having with some people. Like “Yeah, but it’s just symbolic.”

        “No, it’s literally the body and blood of christ”

        “So it’s cannibalism”

        “No, because it’s still bread and wine”

        “So it’s symbolic”

        And it just more or less repeats with those two things. Like of you want to say it’s literal, that’s fine. Say it. But the. Stand up for the idea that you want to consume human flesh in a religious ritual

        • FuglyDuck
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          71 year ago

          “Pope, party of four.”
          “Sorry, it’s a party of three now. Long wait for the table.”

        • @Captain_Waffles
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          61 year ago

          Yeah, I was raised Catholic and always found that weird as hell. Like symbolic or not it’s fucking weird.

        • @devfuuu
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          31 year ago

          Forget all that. It’s sexual talk. They were all drunk.

      • @Buffalox
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        51 year ago

        Yes that would make it basically complete, but it would have required an extra sentence, and people today don’t have the attention span for that. 😋