• @Ensign_Crab
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    1 year ago

    Bud: “We like LGBTQ+! Give us money!”

    Bigots: “We hate them so now we hate you!”

    Bud: “Wait! Come Back! We hate them too! You’ve always been our core demographic and we’re strongly tied to whatever you want!”

    LGBTQ+: “Oh, that’s how it is, huh?”

    Bigots: “Nope. Not buying your beer anymore. We’ve already decided we hate you. Our defining characteristic is stubborn hatred. We are defined by the grudges we nurture.”

    Regular people who don’t like bigots: “Ew. Bigot beer.”

    Bud: “JUST TELL US HOW TO PANDER IN A WAY THAT GETS YOU TO BUY OUR WEAK AWFUL BEER!”

      • @Ensign_Crab
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        1 year ago

        Yes, but his cultural relevance is from an era in which the word “poser” was in wider use than it is today. This is not a coincidence.

      • @[email protected]
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        71 year ago

        The pics came a month after a report found that the “Devil Without a Cause” singer…

        Goddamn. Murdered in cold blood by listing his accomplishment lol

    • Mister Neon
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      51 year ago

      Me: “Your beer tastes like piss.”

    • @aesthelete
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      41 year ago

      Just rename the beer, Budweiser. For some reason all of the hatred isn’t even directed at annheiser Busch but just one named beer.