• @Gradually_Adjusting
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    271 year ago

    Because prison always turns people into a better version of themselves

    • FuglyDuck
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      211 year ago

      It’s hallmark fiction, so yeah. Also, he gets back with Melllania who dumped him, and they raise happy, perfect kids together.

      Also this all happens at Christmas time because they ran into each other in line for a street vendor selling pumpkin spice lattes

      • muse
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        71 year ago

        Also there’s a puppy in a christmas present with a bow on its head

      • @marx2k
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        31 year ago

        Directly adjacent to the roasted chestnut cart

        • FuglyDuck
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          11 year ago

          how could I forget the roasted chestnut cart. also the ice skating rink in the background. The script practically writes itself.

          (mostly because hallmark scripts are copy pasta…)