A horde of trailer-park visigoths can sack the Capitol and Republicans say “what’s the big deal?” But let one guy show up in casual clothes and they lose their goddamn minds.

  • Chariotwheel
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    411 year ago

    So what, Ted Cruz is usually wearing a bodysuit out of human skin and nobody bats an eye.

    • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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      111 year ago

      I’ll have you know Ted Cruz is a totally normal human whose skin is perfectly normal and not machine washable.

      • @theuberwalrus
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        61 year ago

        Ted Cruz is definitely only one being and not many.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        31 year ago

        Wait are you talking about his human skin or his regular skin?