A horde of trailer-park visigoths can sack the Capitol and Republicans say “what’s the big deal?” But let one guy show up in casual clothes and they lose their goddamn minds.

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    111 year ago

    I’ll have you know Ted Cruz is a totally normal human whose skin is perfectly normal and not machine washable.

    • @theuberwalrus
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      61 year ago

      Ted Cruz is definitely only one being and not many.

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      31 year ago

      Wait are you talking about his human skin or his regular skin?