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minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfastlinkfedilink26•1 year agoPretty sure that was the ideal of male beauty, back in the day. No dick-shamin’.
minus-square@ilickfrogslink42•edit-21 year agoI mean flaccid dicks are small. And for fucks sake I’m glad they are. Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanently massive shlong?
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfastlinkfedilink16•edit-21 year ago Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanent massive shlong? Boy, that’s a loaded question.
minus-square@shalafilink8•edit-21 year agoIt is indeed a burden. (I mean, I’m all of 5’8" and 138lbs., at least the good lord gave me something.)
minus-squareunalivejoylinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoI’d hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.
minus-squareThe Menemen!link3•edit-21 year agoRead into the differences of blood penises vs. meat penises. ( But don’t do a picture search. Google misinterprets that terribly.)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agoMy schlong can be as large as I want it to be… usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 year agoUhh, have you seen the sistine chapel? Those boys are hung!
nice 'n tiny limp dicks too
Pretty sure that was the ideal of male beauty, back in the day.
No dick-shamin’.
I mean flaccid dicks are small. And for fucks sake I’m glad they are. Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanently massive shlong?
Boy, that’s a loaded question.
It is indeed a burden.
(I mean, I’m all of 5’8" and 138lbs., at least the good lord gave me something.)
wow 5’8” is quite the schlong
I’d hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.
Hmmmm…
Ok, goddess of virility made my day. TY
Read into the differences of blood penises vs. meat penises. ( But don’t do a picture search. Google misinterprets that terribly.)
My schlong can be as large as I want it to be… usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.
Uhh, have you seen the sistine chapel? Those boys are hung!