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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink16•1 year agoYou need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom’s, she just does walk-ins. No card required.
minus-square@toasteecuplinkEnglish5•1 year agoI have to threaten all of your mom’s with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I’m trying to sleep.
minus-square@STUPIDVIPGUYlinkEnglish4•1 year agoi solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks’ mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often
You need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom’s, she just does walk-ins. No card required.
It’s more of a punch out coupon card.
I have to threaten all of your mom’s with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I’m trying to sleep.
i solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks’ mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often
Y’all got nothing on me, I fucked all your dad’s back to back.
This devolved quickly.