• @mean_bean279
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    361 year ago

    My library card isn’t in my wallet because I keep my smash pass for your mom in there.

    • @[email protected]
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      161 year ago

      You need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom’s, she just does walk-ins. No card required.

      • @LeafOnTheWind
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        61 year ago

        It’s more of a punch out coupon card.

      • @toasteecup
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        51 year ago

        I have to threaten all of your mom’s with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I’m trying to sleep.

        • @STUPIDVIPGUY
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          41 year ago

          i solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks’ mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often

          • @kurwa
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            31 year ago

            Y’all got nothing on me, I fucked all your dad’s back to back.

          • @jaybone
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            11 year ago

            This devolved quickly.